What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
Where do colds go on vacation?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What type of birds stay together forever?