Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?