Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the computer run out of money?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How do you make a cow float?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?