When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where does breakfast live?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why are fish such good architects?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?