Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call octopus twins?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?