Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?