Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What table can you never sit at?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?