Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Who is friends with everyone at school?