What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What dog wears contact lenses?