What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?