You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?