Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What says: oom oom oom?
What is the best day to go to the beach?