Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do trees try new things so often?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How do bunnies stay fit?