Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?