Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What are you studying in math?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why is summer always sad?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?