Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What did the sick chicken say?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What siblings are always sad?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?