What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do elves learn in school?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
When should you stop for a glow worm?