Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why is a computer so smart?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?