What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's the richest basketball team?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?