What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What birds make average students?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What does a female lion call her mate?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?