Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?