What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?