What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a tornado's favorite game?