What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Which insect is the smartest?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why are all priests fit?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do elves learn in school?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the person sit on the clock?