Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?