What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why was the dog overweight?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which former US President was always cold?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?