Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?