What do fairies always drink?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What animal has the most fun?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?