What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which dogs love to study science?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do ants go to eat?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?