What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What fairy loves to count?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?