What animals make the best baseball players?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do football players make great fishermen?