How do locomotives know where to go?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What game do cows play at parties?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?