What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do math teachers love March?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do hamsters come from?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How do you make antifreeze?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?