What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How do you spot a modern spider?