Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?