Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What animal could Noah not trust?