What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do naked fish play with?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?