Why is sand so optimistic?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What animal loves Indian food?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you find at the end of everything?