What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Which musician loves to make chili?