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What did the pen say to the pencil?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
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What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?