What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why is furniture so generous?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Which cats love to be petted?