What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What kind of bee do teachers love?