Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
