Why are frogs always happy?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
A book just fell on my head.
Where do termites go camping?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why is money so stubborn?