A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why is the beach so confident?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?