Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a cow with two legs?