Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
It's allergy season again?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?