Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How does a cow do math?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?