Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What shape has a knighthood?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?