Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
When does a horse talk?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of bird can write?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do cats give such great massages?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?