What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes.
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Bears love exotic cars.
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?