Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?