I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a short cow?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What school subject really rocks?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?