What school subject really rocks?
Geology!
What game do cows play at parties?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Do dads always snore?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the sardine call the submarine?