What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?