Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How do locomotives know where to go?