Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How can you farm during the winter?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?