Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is the definition of Robin?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Which insect is the smartest?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's the friendliest national park?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's the politest month?