Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What time is your dentist appointment?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?