What did one plate say to the other?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?