Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What dogs are always lying to you?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?