Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
Why did summer catch autumn?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why was the dog so popular?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?