How much does freedom weigh?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How do hurricanes see?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How do automobiles fly?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?