What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?