What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?