What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?