What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?