Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do fireflies start a race?
What condiment has wings?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?