Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.