Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What table can you never sit at?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do cows like to dance to?
What was the detective duck trying to do?