What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What bird is always sad?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?