Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
