Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How did the vampire start his letter?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is the strongest animal?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How are teens like cats?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are ghosts always single?