What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What condiment has wings?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where do T-Rexes shop?